Get Hip Or Die Trying- Hip Accessories Owner Guvoe

Kyung Lah
March 28, 2011
About reporter
Slick and sly, Scott is the go-to man for information and gossip. It is wise to believe only half the things he says. The son of Swen and his ex-wife. Scott became part of the paparazzi team for Nestree News at the young age of 21. Scott’s inside sources are highly reliable.

 Lesty: If you are one of those that would do whatever it takes to get your hands on the latest products from Pudoro Corporation, there’s a new place for you to shop. On the Edge shop located at Whalemouth Plaza sells nothing but the latest products from Pudoro Corporation and has become one of the hottest shops in town. Today we interview the man responsible for turning an average sporting goods store into the hottest shop in town- Guvoe.

Guvoe: Hello Lesty, welcome to the hippest shop in town-On the Edge. We sell only the newest and most fashionable products in town. Take a look at this shoe, it allows you to run or walk three times faster than your normal speed. It’d be a great buy for you as you have a job that is extremely time sensitive. And would you look at that, it just happens to be on sale!


Lesty: Umm... I know this is the jet shoe, I already own a pair. (Shows Guvoe)


Guvoe: Wow you got the looks and the brains! Ok, let me introduce you to something else you really need. (Looks around) This thing here allows you to find whatever you are looking for effortlessly. This is what we call "Track You Down.” I know about the busy life of a reporter and this product will definitely save you time and money.


Lesty: Wow that does sound like a product good for me, how do I use it?


Guvoe: It’s simple. You simply...


Lesty: Wait a minute! I’m here to conduct an interview. I can't be shopping.


Guvoe: How rude of me to forget. Hang on, I’ll be right back.


(A few moments pass before Guvoe reappears dressed in what can only be described as incredibly "sparkly" .)


Lesty: Wow, look at you Guvoe! You’ve managed to put on all of the coolest accessories in the store!


Guvoe: (Shakes his finger in front of Lesty) What do you mean "managed to put on all of the coolest accessories in the store"? I’m offended. All of this is au natural! Especially my charisma (smiles widely).


Lesty: No wonder you’ve become such a fashion icon. You’ve managed to look as sharp as you do while promoting your products. Now that’s what I call a win-win situation.


Guvoe: Wrong again, Lesty. I do not need to promote my products. They simply promote themselves.


Lesty: You sure are a confident man, Guvoe. I’m guessing the confidence comes from always being able to get the latest inventions from Pudoro Corporation. While we’re on that topic, why is it that you can get your hands on the latest inventions before they hit the open market?


Guvoe: Probably because I’m of iconic status and Pudoro Corporation wants me to create a trend for their product! (Sips some tea)


Lesty: (Raises eyebrows) Is that so? What about the rumor that you’re able to get your hands on the products before everyone else because you’re the illegitimate son of Dr. Lu Shun?


Guvoe: (Coughs) There’s a rumor I’m the illegitimate son of Dr. Lu Shun? Why would there be such a rumor? We look totally different, our names are totally different, and who started this stupid rumor anyway?


Lesty: It’s a rumor that just started out of left field I guess, but everyone is adamant you have some sort of relationship with the doctor.


Guvoe: My god! There is no way I am Dr.Lu Shun’s son! I can get new products because I have something to offer the Pudoro Corporation in return. I can guarantee you that my relationship with the doctor is strictly business related.


Lesty: Oh yeah? (Guvoe raises an eyebrow) I’m joking! In that case, hopefully the rumor can be put to rest soon.


Guvoe: By the way, I’ve just thought of another product that really suits you, it’s a…


Lesty: It’s a…wait, tell me later, I’d like to know more about how you became such a fashion icon.


Guvoe: It’s because I’m really curious and like to try new things. Over time I developed a sense and became a fashion icon naturally. The more important thing is I pay a lot of attention to new trends in fashion.


Lesty: Thanks for your time!